• Q: Will the glasses arrive in one piece?

    A: Yes, we wrap the shit out of them before dispatch.

  • Q: Why did you make the G so low?

    A: Because watching big-talking lads fail spectacularly is our love language.

  • Q: What happens if I nail the split on the first go?

    A: Congratulations, legend. Please send us the video because statistically you're either lying or a wizard.

About The Official G

We got sick of listening to the same bullshit every pub session.

You kow the guy. The one who watched someone perfectly split the G, then loudly declared "I could do that easy"... right before pouring like a blindfolded toddler and leaving a sad milky mess at the bottom of the glass.

So we did something about it.

We created a pint glass specifically engineered with the G placed stupidly low. No more excuses. Just you, a perfectly poured Guinness, and the cold hard truth staring back at you from the bottom.

Born in New Zealand after one too many messy pours and group chat screenshots, The Official G is here to seperate legends from the lads who talk a big game. Weighted base for those victory (or defeat) table slams. Proper pub weight so it feels like holding destiny in your hands.

We're not saying this glass will make you better at splitting the G.

We're saying it will failures legendary.

So back yourself.

Or at least back the glass.

Welcome to the club, ya mad cunt.

Now go split the G.